“Zombie-Smashing Slingshot of the Day: After watching The Walking Dead, slingshot weapons master Joerg Sprave decided that any decent anti-zombie weapon has to be able to kill the undead in close quarters, so he built a zombie-smashing hammer with a steel spike on the end.
The spike drives into zombies’ heads, killing them instantly, and then a built-in “zombie brain ejector” helps you lever your weapon back out of a freshly-spiked skull.
Oh, and it wouldn’t be a Joerg Sprave project without a slingshot, so there’s one of those on the other end.
Sprave says this is his deadliest weapon ever, and he promises never to use it on humans. But he’s grinning the whole time, so messing with him is, as ever, not recommended.
[joergsprave]”
My favorite about the slingshot channel is how soft spoken Joerg is and how disarming his accent sounds as he talks about destroying heads.
Remember men, just because you are smashing zombie skulls doesn’t mean you can’t be eloquent and friendly.
And oh yeah THIS IS A ZOMBIE KILLING SLINGSHOT CLUB WITH A BRAIN EJECTOR!
Definitely worth my stamp of approval
~Q
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Remember men, just because you are smashing zombie skulls doesn’t mean you can’t be eloquent and friendly. And oh yeah...
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